Big Poopi

All of your suspicions about Big Papi’s power outage have been confirmed today, as the New York Times is reporting that the one-time feared slugger David Ortiz, in addition to Manny Ramirez, tested positive for PEDs in 2003, effectively linking Boston’s 86-year World Series drought, and their subsequent title three years later, to cheating.

Just like the rest of you, I am tired of these storylines as well, but they will continue to be reported at random until someone eventually reveals “the list” in it’s entirety. I’ve seen multiple sites across the Internet post an “unconfirmed” list, but I have no idea how accurate it could be. If you’d like to have a look, here’s one of the sites that reported the unconfirmed 104 names earlier this month.